nuraicha: (Matt & Dom)
nuraicha ([personal profile] nuraicha) wrote2014-02-21 06:37 pm

Latin nerdery FTW

I just tweeted this to [livejournal.com profile] maxcellwire and I feel strangely proud of myself:

Ubi Matteus cum sua mentula Dominicum penetravi, Dominicus laetus fuit

Even if I wrote it wrong because it's penetravit because it's the 3rd person of singular of a 1st conjugation verb but oh well, I tried. Also I probably fucked it up with the 'ubi' because it's a time particle and those particles are bitches because they change a lot of cases and things in the sentence but I wasn't bothered enough to properly research how it was done. So it will rest like that, do you like my poor attempt at porning in Latin? BTW, the translation is:

When Matthew penetrated Dominic with his cock, Dominic was happy.

Yeah I know, simple as fuck but it's funny nevertheless. I feel like a Latin epic poet now, writing porn in Latin is just the next step, people.

Hope you all have a good weekend! :)

[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com 2014-02-22 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE WRITING PORN IN LATIN

Image

How do you say "Conrad's nose is perfect. I am going to fuck it"?

[identity profile] nuraicha.livejournal.com 2014-02-22 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM, NEXT STEP IS PERSIAN \o/

*awkward wizard glompings*

Well, that would be something like "Conradi nasus perfectus est. Fornicabo id"; I've asumed it would be Conradus,-i because it'd be easier to conjugate, and I've ommited the 'ego' for 'fornicabo', as the 1st personal pronoun tends to be disposable :)

[identity profile] snowgrouse.livejournal.com 2014-02-24 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahahawww <3