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maxcellwire and I feel strangely proud of myself:
Ubi Matteus cum sua mentula Dominicum penetravi, Dominicus laetus fuit
Even if I wrote it wrong because it's penetravit because it's the 3rd person of singular of a 1st conjugation verb but oh well, I tried. Also I probably fucked it up with the 'ubi' because it's a time particle and those particles are bitches because they change a lot of cases and things in the sentence but I wasn't bothered enough to properly research how it was done. So it will rest like that, do you like my poor attempt at porning in Latin? BTW, the translation is:
When Matthew penetrated Dominic with his cock, Dominic was happy.
Yeah I know, simple as fuck but it's funny nevertheless. I feel like a Latin epic poet now, writing porn in Latin is just the next step, people.
Hope you all have a good weekend! :)
maxcellwire and I feel strangely proud of myself:Ubi Matteus cum sua mentula Dominicum penetravi, Dominicus laetus fuit
Even if I wrote it wrong because it's penetravit because it's the 3rd person of singular of a 1st conjugation verb but oh well, I tried. Also I probably fucked it up with the 'ubi' because it's a time particle and those particles are bitches because they change a lot of cases and things in the sentence but I wasn't bothered enough to properly research how it was done. So it will rest like that, do you like my poor attempt at porning in Latin? BTW, the translation is:
When Matthew penetrated Dominic with his cock, Dominic was happy.
Yeah I know, simple as fuck but it's funny nevertheless. I feel like a Latin epic poet now, writing porn in Latin is just the next step, people.
Hope you all have a good weekend! :)
