Latin nerdery FTW

[nuraicha]

I just tweeted this to maxcellwire and I feel strangely proud of myself:

Ubi Matteus cum sua mentula Dominicum penetravi, Dominicus laetus fuit

Even if I wrote it wrong because it's penetravit because it's the 3rd person of singular of a 1st conjugation verb but oh well, I tried. Also I probably fucked it up with the 'ubi' because it's a time particle and those particles are bitches because they change a lot of cases and things in the sentence but I wasn't bothered enough to properly research how it was done. So it will rest like that, do you like my poor attempt at porning in Latin? BTW, the translation is:

When Matthew penetrated Dominic with his cock, Dominic was happy.

Yeah I know, simple as fuck but it's funny nevertheless. I feel like a Latin epic poet now, writing porn in Latin is just the next step, people.

Hope you all have a good weekend! :)

Comments

[tamar elmensdorp-lijzenga (from livejournal.com)]

I bet that sounds terribly sexy in Latin. Not enough Latin porn written these days :D

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I should ask some Roman :P and no, not enough, never enough porn!