Latin nerdery FTW

[nuraicha]

I just tweeted this to maxcellwire and I feel strangely proud of myself:

Ubi Matteus cum sua mentula Dominicum penetravi, Dominicus laetus fuit

Even if I wrote it wrong because it's penetravit because it's the 3rd person of singular of a 1st conjugation verb but oh well, I tried. Also I probably fucked it up with the 'ubi' because it's a time particle and those particles are bitches because they change a lot of cases and things in the sentence but I wasn't bothered enough to properly research how it was done. So it will rest like that, do you like my poor attempt at porning in Latin? BTW, the translation is:

When Matthew penetrated Dominic with his cock, Dominic was happy.

Yeah I know, simple as fuck but it's funny nevertheless. I feel like a Latin epic poet now, writing porn in Latin is just the next step, people.

Hope you all have a good weekend! :)

Comments

[maxcellwire.livejournal.com]

You are the next Ovid. People will be studying this for centuries to come.

[zetastation.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that's brilliant!! Porn in Latin!!

[thekeyholder.livejournal.com]

Belldom porn in Latin... <3 I live for the day when I can do that too. Looking forward to your next masterpiece! :D

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE WRITING PORN IN LATIN



How do you say "Conrad's nose is perfect. I am going to fuck it"?

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

The key word here is, of course, 'come' ;)

Gratis tibi ago! I have to thank you because you're really getting me into Latin full mode again!!!! <3

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

Any kind of language is good for writing about our boys, that's my motto ;)

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

You have me right here to help porning in Latin! In fact, yesterday me and maxcellwire started porning in Latin in Twitter! I have to reply to her last tweet, but it's such an effort to try to remember how to write in Latin, moreover if it's porn! *sighs*

Aaawww you're just too adorable, Brigi <3

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

I AM, NEXT STEP IS PERSIAN \o/

*awkward wizard glompings*

Well, that would be something like "Conradi nasus perfectus est. Fornicabo id"; I've asumed it would be Conradus,-i because it'd be easier to conjugate, and I've ommited the 'ego' for 'fornicabo', as the 1st personal pronoun tends to be disposable :)

[sunaddicted.livejournal.com]

Porn in Latin? If it is Belldom porn in Latin, maybe I could retrieve my Latin dictionary and try to translate it <3

[thekeyholder.livejournal.com]

Haha, it sounds like so much fun! I wish we would practise languages in the same way at school, hahaha! Pretty sure we'd learn more quickly!

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahawww <3

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

Yeah you should :P As I said, the important is having Belldom porn, not matter the language ahahahahaha

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

It is! :D

I agree with you, that's why I loved the method used in my school, because it helped a lot to understand Latin because the texts were about a family and it was everything like a story. Of course, it we had a textbook with gay porn, even better xD

[tamar elmensdorp-lijzenga (from livejournal.com)]

I bet that sounds terribly sexy in Latin. Not enough Latin porn written these days :D

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

Maybe? I should ask some Roman :P and no, not enough, never enough porn!