Latin nerdery FTW

[nuraicha]

I just tweeted this to maxcellwire and I feel strangely proud of myself:

Ubi Matteus cum sua mentula Dominicum penetravi, Dominicus laetus fuit

Even if I wrote it wrong because it's penetravit because it's the 3rd person of singular of a 1st conjugation verb but oh well, I tried. Also I probably fucked it up with the 'ubi' because it's a time particle and those particles are bitches because they change a lot of cases and things in the sentence but I wasn't bothered enough to properly research how it was done. So it will rest like that, do you like my poor attempt at porning in Latin? BTW, the translation is:

When Matthew penetrated Dominic with his cock, Dominic was happy.

Yeah I know, simple as fuck but it's funny nevertheless. I feel like a Latin epic poet now, writing porn in Latin is just the next step, people.

Hope you all have a good weekend! :)

Comments

[maxcellwire.livejournal.com]

You are the next Ovid. People will be studying this for centuries to come.

[nuraicha.livejournal.com]

The key word here is, of course, 'come' ;)

Gratis tibi ago! I have to thank you because you're really getting me into Latin full mode again!!!! <3